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By The Time I Get Thin, Fat Will Be In












Friday, June 13, 2014

Splat!

I face planted on my run tonight...
as long as I have been running I have never fell the first time I do I face plant...
fml...
I have stumbled a little,
 I have ate bugs,
I have got spider webs on my face,
and I have ended up with sweat in my eyes but I have never fell...
Oh well I guess it's an occupational hazard...
 
No Harm, No Foul

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Michael J. Fox you are my only hope...

Will someone please tell me why my package went back in time to 10 years before I was born?
ISO: Someone with a time machine willing to go on a mission with me to New Years Eve 1969 and find my missing package...
Can pay, not much though...
 
 
Problem is this package was suppose to be delivered already...
It's my anniversary gift to Jeremy...
My anniversary was yesterday
:'(
 

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Go Home Winter You're Drunk!

My soul does not thrive in temperatures below 60 degrees...
Please place me in direct sunlight so I can become alive again...
 

Made This!

I made my own Vegan Shredded Cheese!!!
Life is sooooooooo good!
 

Making this was a trial and error thing...
More error than trial...lol

 

Monday, May 12, 2014

Fritos Scmitos

I have made and perfected homemade bean dip better than store bought!!!
 
 

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Happy Mommas Day

My beautiful momma got me an origami owl bracelet for mothers day...
it has a charm that says "  <3 all="" and="" birth="" boys="" my="" of="" our="" p="" read="" sister="" stones...="" then="" to="">
thanks momma when it comes to being a momma,
baby you're tops! 💕